Best Cat Postings on Craigslist

Some hilarious stuff from Craigslist.

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  • $100 to steal my roommate's cat

    biddit
    on 10/11/08

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    "Need an easy way to make $100? Break into my apartment and steal my roommate’s cat. Please!" View it>>
  • 2 effective Methods on bathing a CAT.

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "...1. Thoroughly clean the toilet..." View it >>
  • Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "....I have a big box of used cat and kitten hats that I have collected over the years for various occasions...." View it >>
  • CAT SITTER needed for my lousy cat

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "...Going away for two weeks and I must find a sitter for my cat. You would need to take him to your apartment because my house sitters are deathly allergic. A liitle background information for prospective babysitters..." View it >>
  • cats

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "...Last night I'm out on a date with this woman I'd seen a few times before. We were having a great time and she asks me back to her apartment. So I go, of course..." View it >>
  • Dear Cat,

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "...Dear Cat, I have some issues with you right now that I would like to hash out..." View it >>
  • Dear CATS: You make it impossible to love you!!!!

    biddit
    on 10/11/08

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    "Cat #1. Fatty McRetard." View it >>
  • free: the worst cat

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "I first heard about our cat about 6 months ago, when I had not yet moved to Philadelphia post-graduation as per my long-standing plans with my best friend from high school. My first impression of the cat was my best friend calling me on my cell phone and asking me how you could tell if a kitten was rabid." View it >>
  • How to tell your friend his cat's dead

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "let me start by saying, i own a cat, love my pet, and wouldn't ever do anything to hurt it. With that said...." View it >>
  • I accidentally molested my cat...

    biddit
    on 10/11/08

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    "So...I haven't had a boyfriend in 7 months." View it >>
  • i love cat puke

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "After an 11-hour shift at work today, i just want to go home and relax. My cats wait for me by the door and yell for food. I crack open a can of 9Lives and split it 50/50 in bowls for them." View it >>
  • Insane Cat w/lips, Plus $5.00, to good home.

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "The posting pretty much says it all -- this cat (beautiful charcoal gray color, beautiful coat, beautiful eyes, and lips - yes, lips - do all cats have these?) showed up at our house, we've kept her for a long time, and simply can't keep her any longer. Plus, she's insane." View it >>
  • My cat is a free loader

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "Seriously, my cat is taking advantage of me. I had to pay a special visit to Petco earlier today for more cat food. Petco's honest slogan should be "It's where your money goes."" View it >>
  • To my Ex-GF's Cat

    biddit
    on 9/11/08

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    "...I don't miss her, but I miss you. You are the only cat I ever liked...and I think you liked me as I'm the only person you let pick up and walk around with..." View it >>