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  • Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

    Teh Goober
    on 1/11/08

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    Yeah! It's pretty violent - it's rate ARRRRRR!
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  • How do pirates know that they're pirates?

    Teh Goober
    on 1/11/08

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    They think, therefor they ARRR!
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  • What do pirates get high on?

    Teh Goober
    on 1/11/08

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    Seaweed.
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  • What do pirates pay for corn?

    Teh Goober
    on 1/11/08

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    It tends to vary, but usually comes out to about a buccaneer.
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  • What kind of discount to pirates get on ear piercings?

    Teh Goober
    on 1/11/08

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    A pretty good one - they usually end up only paying about a buccaneer.
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  • What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

    Teh Goober
    on 1/11/08

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    Ships ahoy!
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  • Why couldn't the pirate bowl well?

    Teh Goober
    on 2/11/08

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    He had a severe hook.
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  • Why did the pirate do poorly on his pirate exam?

    Teh Goober
    on 2/11/08

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    He had ship for brains.
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