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Reasons not to get married

You're happy. You can do what/who you want, whenever you want. So why mess up a good thing?

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  • Anonymous sex

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    What was her name again? Who cares!
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  • She's pregnant

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    on 15/11/08

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    The kid might not yours! Wait for the paternity test, then marry her.
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  • You can get drunk

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    You can get drunk because you want to, not because you have to.
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  • You can leave the toilet seat up

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Enough said.
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  • You can look at other women

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    because you want to, not because you have to.
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  • You can still collect porn

    RoninMedia
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    If you get married, those Playboys in the bathroom will get replaced with Better Homes & Gardens.
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  • You can throw your wet towel on the floor

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    That's where it belongs isn't it?
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  • You can watch whatever you want

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Oprah, figure skating and Tom Hanks movies? What are those?
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  • You have a hottie on the back burner

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    The grass may be greener...
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  • You're not accountable to anyone

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Except your mother of course
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