The best reasons to get drunk

It's 5 o'clock somewhere right?

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  • New Years

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Screw your resolutions! Resolve to get hammered!
  • Super bowl

    RoninMedia
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    Go! *hiccup* Whoever!!
  • They just opened a new bar in your neighborhood

    RoninMedia
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    You're just trying to stimulate the local economy.
  • You just got a promotion

    RoninMedia
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    Your wonderful boss has finally given you the recognition that you deserve. Better enjoy your last night of freedom. Brown-nosing and migraine headaches begin promptly at 9am.
  • You just got divorced

    RoninMedia
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    It's time to celebrate the ability to drink and make your own decisions again!
  • You just got married

    RoninMedia
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    Better enjoy it...
  • You just got out of jail

    RoninMedia
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    A few beers and you wont even notice how sore your ass is.
  • You just got your welfare check

    RoninMedia
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    Go on, grab a 40 Uncle Sam
  • You just lost your job

    RoninMedia
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    Screw your idiot boss, your idiot co-workers and that vending machine that stole about $86 from you.
  • You're snowed in, there's a Dr, Phil marathon on and you can only get that channel

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    It's either drink, or call the suicide prevention hot-line.