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Things Dirty Hippies Love

I'd like to quote Cartman from Soutpark:

"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"

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  • Biodiesel

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    Nothing pleases hippies more than sticking it to the proverbial man, and that is the oil man in this case.
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  • Giving up something they love

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    One week it's tea. The next thing it's meat. Turning off the heat. Hippies always find an excuse to give up something completely, rather than just moderate use or intake of it.
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  • Marijuana

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    This is pretty much a given. I have yet to meet a hippy to didn't like the reefer.
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  • The Burning Man Festival

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    I can't think of anything more horrible the world than 10 thousand dirty hippies gathered in a hot place. Edit: A hippy has just informed me that burning man is actually 50,000 people, making it 5 times worse than I thought.
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  • Tie-dye

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    You have to be on acid to appreciate it.
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  • Trees

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    Hippies have been known to sleep in them. For over two years. Berkeley was full of them.
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  • Veganism

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    Even worse than the vegetarians are the vegans.
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  • Vegetarianism

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    Most hippy vegetarians are the worst kind of vegetarians - they are the "OMG DON'T KILL THE CUTE ANIMALS" or "OMG MAN ISN'T MEANT TO EAT MEAT" types. There are six-dozen good arguments for not eating meat, or at least lowering consumption of it, but these two reasons are idiotic.
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  • Yoga

    biddit
    on 16/11/08

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    Yoga is the primary hippy "sport".
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