Top Chick Beers

So which beers go with chocolate and diet pills?

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  • Corona Light

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Not only does it taste bad, but a six-pack even comes with a Midol coupon.
  • Jack Daniels Fruit Punch

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Who spiked the punch? Oh wait....

    This concoction is extremely sweet and fruity. It also has a decent alcohol content, making it the perfect drink to buy for that little hottie across the bar. But guys, don't try drinking it! The hangover causes cramps and bloating.
  • Kahlua Mudslide

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    This drink easily goes both ways...
  • Michelob Ultra

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    With hardly any calories, or taste....I mean carbs, hardly any carbs. Michelob Ultra has become the preferred beverage of health conscious women, and knitting circles around the world.
  • Mike's Hard Pomegranate Lemonade

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    A six pack of this stuff even comes with a tampon, tissues and a copy of Oprah's Book of the Month.
  • Miller Chill

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    A lime-flavored beer sounds good, but the flavor is just too light and fruity. Plus, my ex-girlfriend loved it.
  • Sam Adams Chocolate Bock

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    A chocolate flavored beer........need I say more?
  • Seagram's Wine Coolers

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Little umbrellas sold seperetely.
  • Smirnoff Ice

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    It's hard to say what this stuff tastes like, but chicks dig it. They made a Triple Black version for guys...but it'll take more than a black label to overcome this alcopop's feminity.
  • Zima XXX

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    This is the original chick beer. It tastes like 7up, and has about as much alcohol. If you're not feeling fruity enough just holding the bottle, then drop a Jolly Rancher in the bottle and watch the...same sex flock to you.