Top excuses women give not to have sex

When a women gives an excuse not to have sex with you, it could mean a lot of things. So let's read between the lines and see what she's really saying.

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  • "I don't feel well"

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation; "I can't remember the last time that you got Me off"
  • "I have a headache"

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation; "I'm not that bored".
  • "I have to wake up early"

    biddit
    on 15/11/08

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    Hard to argue with this one.
  • "I'm not ready"

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation; "You're not turning me on"
  • "I'm saving myself"

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation; "...from sleeping with you"
  • "I'm tired"

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation; "You're not worth staying awake for
  • "It's that time..."

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation: "I'm bloated and you're screwed"
  • "My stomach hurts"

    RoninMedia
    on 15/11/08

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    Translation; "It's not big enough"