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Worst Things About Porn

Generalized list of terrible, boner-reducing aspects commonly found in pornographic videos.

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  • Close-ups of the guy's face.

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    Does this turn anyone on, even women? Some grit-teethed, sweaty guy pounding away? Note to porn directors--the woman should be in the shot at all times.
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    • UHM
      on 30/10/11

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      number almost one the girls they're never wet so it looks quite painful
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  • Falsely labelling professional videos as amateur

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    Sometimes, you just want to watch regular people fuck.
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  • Male on female cunnilingus

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    Not to be confused with female on female cunnilingus, which is hot. When I see this, I actually feel bad for the guy. Because even if he's performing well, he still looks like a dog that can't get the last piece of kibble out of his dish.
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  • Roast beef vagina curtains

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    You know how sometimes you find gum on the bottom of your shoe that's been there for awhile, so it's gray and dirty and mashed up? If that's what your vagina looks like, then it's time to retire from porn.
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    • nga
      on 4/4/09

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      Although slightly disturbing, 'tis so eloquently put. You really should start a band with this name.
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  • Stretched out anuses

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    What makes butt sex an attractive proposition for men is the relative tightness of the anus when compared to the vagina. The butthole provides a certain grip that the vagina just can't match. So showing a woman who's had so much butt sex that her asshole swallows a cock like an anaconda eating a mouse kind of defeats the purpose.
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  • The cock slap

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    The guy pulls out, and for some fucking reason, he grabs his cock and aggressively slaps it on the woman's vagina 3 or 4 times. Why?
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  • Universal money shots

    rockgrant
    on 4/4/09

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    Who decided that this was the only acceptable place for a guy to come was all over the girl\'s face or in her mouth? There are so many other interesting places to shoot your load. In her belly button. In her ear. Up her nose. Across her upper lip so it makes a mustache. These options need to be explored.
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    • nga
      on 4/4/09

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      SO true.
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