Best Pirate Jokes
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What do pirates pay for corn?
It tends to vary, but usually comes out to about a buccaneer. -
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What do pirates get high on?
Seaweed. -
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What kind of discount to pirates get on ear piercings?
A pretty good one - they usually end up only paying about a buccaneer. -
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How do pirates know that they're pirates?
They think, therefor they ARRR!Did you know you can EDIT it?
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
Yeah! It's pretty violent - it's rate ARRRRRR! -
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What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy! -
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Why did the pirate do poorly on his pirate exam?
He had ship for brains. -
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Why couldn't the pirate bowl well?
He had a severe hook.
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