Best Pirate Jokes

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• 1.

  What do pirates pay for corn?

  It tends to vary, but usually comes out to about a buccaneer.

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• 2.

  What do pirates get high on?

  Seaweed.

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• 3.

  What kind of discount to pirates get on ear piercings?

  A pretty good one - they usually end up only paying about a buccaneer.

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• 4.

  How do pirates know that they're pirates?

  They think, therefor they ARRR!

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• 5.

  Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

  Yeah! It's pretty violent - it's rate ARRRRRR!

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• 6.

  What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

  Ships ahoy!

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• 7.

  Why did the pirate do poorly on his pirate exam?

  He had ship for brains.

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• 8.

  Why couldn't the pirate bowl well?

  He had a severe hook.

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