Cars for the guy who's still in the closet

If you're gay, then more power to you. If you're not gay, maybe your car is a way for you to express all those repressed feelings?

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  Hummer H2

  This huge hunk of masculinity is the perfect cover for the closeted gay man. It's so brutish that none of you're straight friends will ever notice that you've never taken it off-road. Plus it's got loads of room in the back for antiquing.

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  Any Saab Convertible

  This stylish number is perfect for the gay urban-ite. It offers a bullet-proof drivetrain and top down motoring bliss. Plus, there's even a giant plastic bag in the trunk to put your flat tire in. Totally cool.

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  Kia Sorrento

  If you're still struggling with your identity, then pop down to your Kia dealer and pick up a Sorrento. It looks rugged, but still has loads and loads of style. Those in the "know" will know you're available when they see you pulling up in this bad boy.

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  VW Cabrio

  If you're name is Brittany, that's fine, but if your name is Brian...

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  Saturn SC

  This stylish little coupe even has a back door.

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  Mazda Miata

  Mazda's little boy-magnet hasn't changed a lot over the years. It's still small, cute and with the top down, it screams "I'm available".

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  Ford Focus

  The Focus is trendy and so 'now', making it a perfect fashion accessory for the hip gay man.

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  Honda Element

  It's rugged and versatile, sort of like those pink go-go boots in your closet.

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  Audi TT

  This is a perfect car if you're still "in the closet".

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  VW New Beetle

  It comes in yellow and has a flower vase on the dash. If you're name is Brittany, that's fine, but if your name is Brian...

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