Reasons not to get married

You're happy. You can do what/who you want, whenever you want. So why mess up a good thing?

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• 1.

  You have a hottie on the back burner

  The grass may be greener...

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• 2.

  She's pregnant

  The kid might not yours! Wait for the paternity test, then marry her.

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• 3.

  You can watch whatever you want

  Oprah, figure skating and Tom Hanks movies? What are those?

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• 4.

  You can get drunk

  You can get drunk because you want to, not because you have to.

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• 5.

  Anonymous sex

  What was her name again? Who cares!

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• 6.

  You can throw your wet towel on the floor

  That's where it belongs isn't it?

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• 7.

  You can leave the toilet seat up

  Enough said.

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• 8.

  You can still collect porn

  If you get married, those Playboys in the bathroom will get replaced with Better Homes & Gardens.

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• 9.

  You're not accountable to anyone

  Except your mother of course

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• 10.

  You can look at other women

  because you want to, not because you have to.

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