The best reasons to get drunk
It's 5 o'clock somewhere right?
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You just got divorced
It's time to celebrate the ability to drink and make your own decisions again!
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You just got your welfare check
Go on, grab a 40 Uncle Sam
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You just lost your job
Screw your idiot boss, your idiot co-workers and that vending machine that stole about $86 from you.
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You just got a promotion
Your wonderful boss has finally given you the recognition that you deserve. Better enjoy your last night of freedom. Brown-nosing and migraine headaches begin promptly at 9am.
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You just got out of jail
A few beers and you wont even notice how sore your ass is.
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They just opened a new bar in your neighborhood
You're just trying to stimulate the local economy.
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New Years
Screw your resolutions! Resolve to get hammered!
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You're snowed in, there's a Dr, Phil marathon on and you can only get that channel
It's either drink, or call the suicide prevention hot-line.
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