The best reasons to get drunk

It's 5 o'clock somewhere right?

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• 1.

  You just got married

  Better enjoy it...

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• 2.

  You just got divorced

  It's time to celebrate the ability to drink and make your own decisions again!

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• 3.

  You just got your welfare check

  Go on, grab a 40 Uncle Sam

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• 4.

  You just lost your job

  Screw your idiot boss, your idiot co-workers and that vending machine that stole about $86 from you.

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• 5.

  You just got a promotion

  Your wonderful boss has finally given you the recognition that you deserve. Better enjoy your last night of freedom. Brown-nosing and migraine headaches begin promptly at 9am.

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• 6.

  You just got out of jail

  A few beers and you wont even notice how sore your ass is.

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• 7.

  They just opened a new bar in your neighborhood

  You're just trying to stimulate the local economy.

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• 8.

  Super bowl

  Go! *hiccup* Whoever!!

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• 9.

  New Years

  Screw your resolutions! Resolve to get hammered!

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• 10.

  You're snowed in, there's a Dr, Phil marathon on and you can only get that channel

  It's either drink, or call the suicide prevention hot-line.

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