The most boring cable channels
You pay a ton of money each month for a bazillion channels that you don't watch. So here's what you're not missing.
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Home Shopping Network
My God, how many things can they make out of crystal? -
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CSPAN
Who cares about Bill 541198367-2 and the migrating bupido birds it protects? Philabuster all you want Sen. Feinstein, I'm switching to ESPN -
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Oxygen
Womens issues are very important, but this channel is basically televised PMS. -
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Lifetime
As sad as it may be, that girl with the abusive boyfriend and special-needs child did not deserve a movie deal. -
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Golf Channel
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz -
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Spike TV
How many episodes of C.S.I. did they make anyway?Did you know you can EDIT it?
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Fox News
TERROR TERROR TERROR. LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS. -
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Soap Net
Ice cream and Midol are available with the Premium Channel Pack. -
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Lifetime Movie Network
Wow, the un-cut version of the movie about the girl with the abusive boyfriend and special-needs child. Crap, now I have to see how it ends... -
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QVC
Geesh, more crap made out of crystal! -
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DIY
Honestly, if you're sitting in your La-z-Boy, watching some Bob Villa wanna-be show you how to build a deck, you're probably not going to build a deck. Just change over to the Food Network.
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