Top excuses women give not to have sex
When a women gives an excuse not to have sex with you, it could mean a lot of things. So let's read between the lines and see what she's really saying.
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"I have to wake up early"
Hard to argue with this one. -
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"I have a headache"
Translation; "I'm not that bored". -
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"I don't feel well"
Translation; "I can't remember the last time that you got Me off" -
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"My stomach hurts"
Translation; "It's not big enough"Did you know you can EDIT it?
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"It's that time..."
Translation: "I'm bloated and you're screwed" -
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"I'm not ready"
Translation; "You're not turning me on" -
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"I'm saving myself"
Translation; "...from sleeping with you" -
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"I'm tired"
Translation; "You're not worth staying awake for
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