What not to say to a cop

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• 1.

  "Can you hold my beer?"

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• 2.

  "Do you have any rolling papers?"

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• 3.

  "I swear to drunk, I'm not God officer"

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• 4.

  "If you smoked a joint, you wouldn't be so up-tight"

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• 5.

  "My eyes look red? Well, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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• 6.

  "So is your badge bigger than your dick?"

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• 7.

  "I pay your salary, and you're fired!"

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• 8.

  "No sir, she's not a prostitute, she's my girlfriend"

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• 9.

  "I know how fast I was going, and you were definitely speeding"

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• 10.

  "Is that your badge number, or your IQ level?"

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• 11.

  "Yes sir, I know why you pulled me over. You couldn't catch the car in front of me"

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