Worst Spider-Man Villains
List of Spider-Man villains that should never make the leap to the big screen.
Facade, or F.A.C.A.D.E. as he is more faggily known, was a dude in an armored suit that killed Peter's photog rival at the Daily Bugle, Lance Bannon. There was a lot of hoopla made about his secret identity, but it was never revealed due to lack of anyone giving a shit.
Fusion, the Twin Terror
Twins Hubert and Pinky Fusser were merged into one radioactive being due to a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong. The new form had two heads and contained the personalities of both Hubert and Pinky, rendering Fusion incapable of doing anything other than arguing with itself.
Oh, and they were both midgets. Which proves the old adage true--two midgets do not a whole person make. Or something.
Grizzly was a professional wrestler who got kicked out of the business due to an expose written by J. Jonah Jameson. He was later given a super-powered Grizzly suit by the Jackal and used it to seek revenge against the publisher, which put him at odds with Spider-Man. Which had to be pretty embarrassing for Jonah--there's nothing like having to rely on your greatest enemy to save you from a giant fucking teddy bear.
Hypno-Hustler used the power of disco music to hypnotize people. As fucking ridiculous as that sounds, what makes it even worse is that the character is a total ripoff of the similarly disco-themed "super-heroine" Dazzler. It's yet to be seen if villains based off music trends will ever be seen again--I'm personally holding out for the Emo Emasculator.
Fancy Dan, 1/3 of the Enforcers, has the power of "fancy footwork." 100% of his encounters with Spider-Man go like this:
1) Fancy Dan brags that he's too fast for any man to catch
2) Spider-Man catches him
3) Spider-Man goes home and bangs Mary Jane